Post by imdameano on Sept 14, 2007 19:56:01 GMT -5
ok you guys already know how gay chris is, but you gotta hear this story for a good laugh...
As you all know, Chris (the ga y one on our team) asked me about 3 weeks ago to join his team "Suicidal Aftermath" (haha i know its gay). He said him and his friend Jack were going to the Hogans alley tournament and playing rokkie to "own some people"..... hahah those were his own words.... but anyways, i told him no. I figureed this would be an easy way for me to shoot him in the face so i asked my brother and yoel to join me at this tournament.... They both hate him too so they said they would join me....
After i told him i was goin, boy did his idea of a fun time change. He came up with so many excuses of not going. When i went to practice last week with Bill and Mike, he told me they were prob not going cuz they didnt have a third person. Of course i wanted to them to play so i talked to one of my friends who agreed to play with them....
You wont believe this, i texted chris this morning and this is how our texts went....
Me: dude, i found you a third man for Hogans this weekend to go on your team.
Chris: Were not going anymore because its too late to register
Me: No its not, you have until saturday afternoon to do it. I checked the website already
Chris: well i cant go. I already have plans with a girl
Me: Man, you have more excuses than a monkey. Just admit you dont wanna play cuz youre scared
Chris: Im not scared. I play novice
Me: youre full of crap man. Just come and play, and you can bring your girl to the tournament
Chris: I cant play anymore. I didnt get paid this week
uuuhhh.... ok, who can count how many excuses this kid came up with in just a few messages? hahahaha you know hes scared amd he only wants to play to shoot little kids. When theres real competition against him, its automatically "UNFAIR"....
He's just a giant walking Va g i na....
I Dont understand it at all....
Thoguht you guys might want a chuckle...
As you all know, Chris (the ga y one on our team) asked me about 3 weeks ago to join his team "Suicidal Aftermath" (haha i know its gay). He said him and his friend Jack were going to the Hogans alley tournament and playing rokkie to "own some people"..... hahah those were his own words.... but anyways, i told him no. I figureed this would be an easy way for me to shoot him in the face so i asked my brother and yoel to join me at this tournament.... They both hate him too so they said they would join me....
After i told him i was goin, boy did his idea of a fun time change. He came up with so many excuses of not going. When i went to practice last week with Bill and Mike, he told me they were prob not going cuz they didnt have a third person. Of course i wanted to them to play so i talked to one of my friends who agreed to play with them....
You wont believe this, i texted chris this morning and this is how our texts went....
Me: dude, i found you a third man for Hogans this weekend to go on your team.
Chris: Were not going anymore because its too late to register
Me: No its not, you have until saturday afternoon to do it. I checked the website already
Chris: well i cant go. I already have plans with a girl
Me: Man, you have more excuses than a monkey. Just admit you dont wanna play cuz youre scared
Chris: Im not scared. I play novice
Me: youre full of crap man. Just come and play, and you can bring your girl to the tournament
Chris: I cant play anymore. I didnt get paid this week
uuuhhh.... ok, who can count how many excuses this kid came up with in just a few messages? hahahaha you know hes scared amd he only wants to play to shoot little kids. When theres real competition against him, its automatically "UNFAIR"....
He's just a giant walking Va g i na....
I Dont understand it at all....
Thoguht you guys might want a chuckle...
